Erotic Porn Reviewer

I speak minimal French, but I have a French-language blog, mainly to satisfy my own passion for erotic French porn. And my feelings for the erotic nude site NakedBy can be summed up in one word…”J’adore”!

There are three reasons to love NakedBy. Firstly, it’s French. Secondly, unlike many softcore erotic sites, it has an “edge” to it, which helps it to stand out in an overcrowded market. As well as erotic nudes, it also features fetish and clothing fetish content. And thirdly…IT’S FRENCH!!

Maybe I have some kind of elite romanticism towards French porn. But wqhen I see naked girls like this, I’m reminded of why French erotica is held in such high regard…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Magazine erotique en ligne. Des milliers de photographies et de films de haute qualite. Erotisme, sexe et beaute. Les plus jolies modeles, notre vision du monde.”

Never mind what it means, just imagine that the girl in the pic is whispering it to you. There is of course an English language version too.

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res and very high quality erotic photography, and HD videos in various formats. Videos are downloadable with No DRM

UPDATES:. Frequent, typically every other day.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: NakedBy is laid out magazine-style. Sections include “Sex And Beauty”, “Behind The Scenes”, “News”, “Be Curious”, as well as a database and search function for all featured models.

PRICE: To access the join page, click the “Members” tab. Price is $24.95 USD for standard monthly recurring Membership. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Truly gorgeous and stunning French and European babes, glamour and fetish models. I believe the correct term is “muses”.

KEYWORDS: erotic photography, erotica, French, softcore, babes.

VERDICT: 9/10. The first word shall be the last. J’adore!

Click here to visit NakedBy

In case there’s anyone that doesn’t know, a “gloryhole” is a hole in the wall of a public toilet, through which an anonymous perv can push his cock, and be sucked off, or even fucked, by the person on the other site. Holey Fuck is a European gloryhole porn site that more than does justice to the dirtiness and seediness of it all.

One of the sexiest things about this site, is that quite a lot of the girls look like nice girls from nice homes. Quite what they’re doing sucking cock and fucking in a public convenience is anyone’s guess, but they seem to love it and so do we!

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: Actually the description is quite shitty so I won’t bother with reprinting it here! Each scene comes with its own text description, but to be honest the pics and videos tell the story without any description needed.

CONTENT TYPE: WMV (downloadable) and Silverlight (in-browser) videos with No DRM. Hi-res pics with no watermarks.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: The “Pack Of Porn” european porn site network, 9 sites for 1 price.

PRICE: Check local price on the join page. Payment options are Credit Card, iDeal, cellphone billing and direct bank transfer. Credit card join is recommended for US customers.

BILLING: VXS Billing.

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Natural young European girls. Slender servant girls who are eager to please with gloryhole sex!

KEYWORDS: gloryhole, public sex, European, hardcore, blowjobs

VERDICT: Makes me wish I had one of these gloryhole girls right here under my desk as I write this!

Click here to visit Holey Fuck

I notice that the peeps at Little Mutt have started referring to the girls as “fresh natural young ladies”, where before they were “natural girls”. This says a lot about the ethics of the site, because it’s almost as if we’re watching the girls grow into women for our pornographic pleasure. This American-site-with-a-European-feel is all about natural girls, real sex and, especially when it’s girl on girl, real intense orgasms. We like the sound of that.

Put simply, Little Mutt is an erotic teen porn site that delivers on its promises with consistently high quality teen porn. They treat the girls with respect, and treat the viewer with respect too.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “OUR MISSION: We love porn. We think that most porn is a healthy expression of sexuality in our society. We do not debase women nor are we misogynistic…We are dedicated to women and good sex…to bring you the best porn you’ve ever seen.” (*probably the best “In Their Own Write” we’ve seen thus far*)

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, videos in various formats, all downloadable with No DRM. All content is exclusive.

UPDATES: Weekly updates of approx. 4 photosets and 1 video.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: None are needed; this is very much a unique and self-contained site.

PRICE: $34.95 USD for 30 days recurring. Check local pricing and multi-month options on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As they are very keen to point out, Little Mutt features real natural teens growing into sexually confident young women for our viewing pleasure.

KEYWORDS: teen, lesbian, sologirl, natural, masturbation, hardcore, erotic, orgasms

VERDICT: 9/10. You’ll enjoy yourself as much as the girls do.

Click here to visit Little Mutt

Gangfuckerz (or Gang Fuckers for those like me who hate seeing a “z” on the end of a name) is all about British amateur swinger orgies, of the type that happen in suburban Britain every weekend, in cities up and down the land. The site offers us a peek into private swinger parties, and shows us the hardcore group sex action that secretly we all wish we were partaking in. It’s one way to relieve a week’s worth of working stress, that’s for sure.

The videos on this site are a mix of group sex (equal numbers men and women) and gangbangs (men outnumbering women). It seems to be the case that the younger and hotter the gtirl is, the more likely she is to be “ganged up on”. So it’s true that fit young girls are very much in demand So it’s true that fit young girls are very much in demand at swinger parties!

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Gangfuckerz brings you the best of the UK Gangbang Party action…hours of high resolution movies and photos taken at genuine gangbang parties held at locations around the UK…Gang Bang queens getting fucked by groups of guys.
Cum and see for yourself what really happens behind closed doors!”

CONTENT TYPE: WMV and Flash videos, all scenes downloadable with no DRM. Content is exclusive.

UPDATES: Weekly

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Gangfuckerz is part of the “Brit Porn Pass” network. You can either sign up for this site individually, or sign up for the Brit Porn Pass and get access to the whole network.

PRICE: $24.95 USD monthly recurring. Multi-month and non-recurring options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: UK amateur swingers, ranging from teen to mature.

KEYWORDS: British, amateurs, swinger, gangbang, group sex, sex parties, orgies

VERDICT: 8/10. The girls are like Duracell batteries…they could keep fucking all night!

Click here to visit Gangfuckerz

Casual Teen Sex is probably my favorite teen porn site right now. There are a number of reasons to this, which will become obvious during the review, but first and foremost it’s hot because its REAL. Not real in a “reality porn” sense, but real in that it has the essence of how real teens fuck in the real world. It’s all about European college and university teens picking each other up in bars, heading back to their place and fucking each other’s brains out. And those of us who went to British and European universities know how real the scenario is, and how real the sex looks. And as an added bonus, they have some boyfriend and girlfriend content too, for those that like the intimacy and intensity of real couples fucking.

Sometimes the best sites are the ones with the simplest premise. And the best hardcore porn sites are DEFINITELY the ones that let the natural sex do the talking. They fuck like rabbits on this site, and that’s why it’s so compelling.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: No main descriptive text on the site, but each scene has its own detailed description and storyline. It’s interesting to see the Russian phrases that don’t quite translate into perfect English, because it gives an insight of the Russian mentality when it comes to hardcore erotic porn.

CONTENT TYPE: FLV and WMV videos, approx 20 minutes each. No DRM on video downloads. Over 100 high quality picture sets too, approx 80 pics per gallery.

UPDATES: Weekly.

COST: $29.95 for one month recurring, multi-month options also available. EU and 365 Billing options provided too.

BILLING: Segpay, Epoch

TYPE OF WOMEN: Amateur Eastern European college teens.

KEYWORDS: Natural, hardcore, intense, sexy, youthful.

VERDICT: 10/10. Now THIS is reality porn.

Click here to visit Casual Teen Sex

Simonscans is one of those sites that I’ve been aware of for a long time, but only paid attention to recently. It is an erotic photography site, on the borderline of amateur and glamour porn. The models are British, and Simon’s photography does a very good job of pitching the models to where they want to be. The girls look sexy and glamorous, and I’m sure this helps them to truly relax and be themselves on the shoot, and put their trust in a very capable photographer.

The picture sets involve the girls stripping, posing, teasing and masturbating in solo hardcore scenes. Again, it seems to be all about what the girls are comfortable with, and on the tour Somon states that the mood and personality of the girls is very important. The shoot works itself out, rather than sticking to a pre-determined formula, and this contributes greatly to a very natural and sexy site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Key to Simonscans is image quality and frequent updates. We shoot on the best equipment available for both stills and video…our large, highly optimised images are amongst the best available anywhere on the net…over 1000 new images added every week…to bring you the best porn on the net.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res image sets. Video collection still small, as Simon explains, “any girl can fake five orgasms in an afternoon in front of the camera – I’d rather just shoot one video, but make it REAL.”

All content is exclusive and most of the new models are exclusive too. No DRM

UPDATES: Daily additions to an already huge archive.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: None to speak of, but the size of the archive will keep you occupied for a very long time.

PRICE: $29.90 USD for monthly recurring Membership. Non-recurring and multi-month options available on the join page.

BILLING: VXS Billing. Also SMS billing for mobile devices.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: UK amateurs who want to be glamour models. Really natural looking girls.

KEYWORDS: British, erotic, photography, nude, masturbation

VERDICT: 9/10. The craft of photography and the natural beauty of real women come together in a stunning collection.

Click here to visit Simon Scans

In an era when professional porn has become so detached from real life, and detached from people’s real sexual fantasies, it falls to the best amateur porn sites to provide that real connection. Lifestyle Amateurs is a network of sologirl sites, with each one being very much the pride and joy of it’s featured model. On the main site landing page you can click through to any of the individual models sites, and you can see that each girl has her own story, and her own motivation for becoming a “lifestyle amateur”.

What I like from the outset is that all of the sites are devoid of words like “nasty” and “cumslut”. Each girl is a real person, respectful of what she’s doing, and worthy of respect in return. IMHO, this is exactly what amateur porn should be.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Lifestyle Amateurs is an amateur network where each model runs their own site. You can join a single site or the whole network.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, streaming videos and No DRM restrictions on video downloads. A huge quantity of content across the network…at last count they have 42 models, over 70,000 images and 370 vids.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: This site network prides itself on being interactive, so you will have the opportunity to contact your favorite models.

JOIN OPTIONS: You can either join an individual model’s site for $14.95 USD (recurring), or join the entire network for $29.95 USD (recurring). Multi-month and non-recurring options available on the join page.

BILLING: Zombaio

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Real amateurs, housewives, students, women of different races.

KEYWORDS: Amateur, homemade, sologirl, network

VERDICT: 8/10. Some sites better than others, but all in all this is “true” amateur porn.

Click here to visit Lifestyle Amateurs

St Mackenzies is a bit like what happens when “arty” bands suddenly decide to glam up, enjoy themselves and pack much more of a punch. The photographers for this site come from a softcore nude background, and while I’m sure their work was very fulfilling, it didn’t quite have the “wow” factor to really draw in the punters. St Mackenzies does, and how. It’s described on another site as “Benny Hill meets St Trinian’s meets OnlyTease”, and that isn’t too far from the truth.

In a nutshell, this site is about naughty schoolgirls in slutty uniforms with stockings and suspenders. There is occasionally other uniform content too, such as nurses and teachers. “Headmistress” is UK glamour model Mackenzie, ably assisted by a bevvy of gorgeous British glamour babes. The girls pose on their own, in pairs, or preferably in groups, so that we can imagine what naughtiness really goes on when the lights go out in their dorm…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: There doesn’t seem to be a promo blurb on the site, as they are happy to let the gorgeous and very sexy images speak for themselves. A wise choice.

CONTENT TYPE: SEXY!!

UPDATES: Regular monthly schedule, with new girls and outfits added all the time.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: An active forum where you can make requests.

PRICE: $25.00 USD for 30 days recurring. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Gorgeous, sexy and sassy UK glamour babes.

KEYWORDS: Schoolgirls, uniforms, stockings, babes, British

VERDICT: 10/10. Fantastic photography and very sexy girls make for an uplifting experience in more ways than one.

Click here to visit St Mackenzies

One of the many things I love about Eastern European porn is that, even with the hardcore sites, it’s presented in such an erotic and almost romantic way. Take the text in this gallery from new site I Fucked Her Finally as an example. It speaks of “charming angels, seductive rosebuds, adorable beauties.” This isn’t a softcore nude art site; it’s a hardcore reality porn site. But what I learned early on about Eastern European, and in particular Russian porn, is that they don’t separate pornography and erotica. And boy are we grateful for that!

I Fucked Her Finally is a brand new site, built on a premise that I’m sure we can all relate to. The guy gets to fuck “the one that got away”, except that she didn’t quite get away. She’s the girl of his dreams, the subject of his masturbation fantasies, and finally his persistance pays off, as she relents and lets him nail her once and for all.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: I’ve already mentioned the sensual language that is used to describe the scenes, but to be fair this is balanced out by “springy tits”, “dripping wet pussies” and “sucking cocks and eating hot cum”!

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash and WMV videos. No DRM.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Full and free access to the entire 26 site network, specializing in European teen amateur and reality porn.

PRICE: $34.95USD for “Gold” monthly Membership. “Platinum” 3 month Membership is $59.95. Online Check billing available as well as standard credit card.

BILLING: Epoch

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: European teens, young looking and still discovering their sexuality on cam.

KEYWORDS: European, teen, amateur, reality, hardcore

VERDICT: 7/10. Good to see a new porn site with an original concept, and some quality content too.

Visit I Fucked Her Finally here

There is a line between professional and amateur porn that few sites dare to cross. “Professional” porn is supposed to be glossy, glamorous, with “hot” models and pornstars flouncing around and making silly faces. “Amateur” porn, on the other hand, is supposed to be real, dirty, nasty in the true sense of the word. But what I tend to find is that some of my favorite porn sites occupy the ground in between. Pros acting like amateurs, and amateurs looking and feeling sexy as though they were pros. Suburban Amateurs is one of these sites.

The girls on this site are models, fairly well known British babes and pornstars. But in the shoots they do for SubAms, we see them acting like the kind of naughty housewives that they would surely have been if their modelling careers didn’t take off. We see them in the kind of sexy stockings, naughty lingerie and uniforms that real naughty housewives wear for their boyfriends in suburban Britain. We see them masturbating in their front rooms with their favorite sex toys, and can easily imagine that daytime TV is on in the background, or that a group of builders are watching the sex show from outside.

The point, simply, is this: on Suburban Amateurs, amateur and professional elements come together to make a very sexy and distinctive site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Suburban Amateurs…bring you the hottest, sexiest and filthiest British amateur girls from around the UK and a few hotties from Europe.
…high quality exclusive photos and full length videos.
We’ve been online since early 2003 so we now have a huge amount of content with every photoset and video…available to Members.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res photos, full length videos and Flash movies. Their last quoted numbers are 291079 pics, 448 vids and 238 British and European models. Video formats include WMV, DivX or MP4 for iPods/PSPs and full length Flash videos to watch online

UPDATES: Daily.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Six bonus sites plus a Members’ forum.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for 30 days, recurring every 30 days. Multi-month and non-recurring options available.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As explained above, Suburban Amateurs is all about mixing amateur and professional styles to create something distinctive. Amateurs look pro and pros look amateur, and none of the models look out of place.

KEYWORDS: Housewives, uniforms, stockings, masturbation, British

VERDICT: 9/10. It’s good and it keeps getting better.

Click here to visit Suburban Amateurs