Welcome to the Erotiic Porn Reviewer. Over time we will come to explore what “erotic” really means, and where to find it. I have my own ideas, but “erotic” is a word that tends to defy definition, so your ideas might be entirely different. But I thought I’d start off by reviewing a site that probably fits most people’s attempted definitions of the word erotic. So if you haven’t seen it before, then I am happy to present to you MUSE: Inspiration Eternelle.
I think we can probably tell from the name and the tagline what type of site this is. It’s a site that has aspirations of high art, probably even more so than most other softcore erotic nude sites. It’s all about quality photography, beautiful European models, moody shadows and lighting, and the stuff that decadent sensual fantasies are made of…
IN THEIR OWN WORDS: MUSE doesn’t really use words to sell itself, as the images and the things they suggest are more than sufficient.
CONTENT TYPE: Erotic photography, courtesy of Richard Murrian and “guests”. In my personal opinion, this is the highest quality photography on any of the softcore nude sites.
COST: “Classic” subscription is $25 a month recurring. However there are also options for a one-time non-recurring payment of $30 for one month, and also a special offer (at time of writing) of $59 for one year.
BILLING: CCBill.
TYPE OF WOMEN: Beautiful European models, who surely enjoy posing for the pics as much as we enjoy looking at them. Something for them to look back on with pride in their later years.
KEYWORDS: Erotic, sensual, indulgent, naked, life-affirimng
REASONS TO JOIN: Because it fels like joining an exclusive club, and makes us feel classy and tasteful.
VERDICT: 9/10. As near to a definition of “erotic porn” as we’re going to get.



