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Gangfuckerz (or Gang Fuckers for those like me who hate seeing a “z” on the end of a name) is all about British amateur swinger orgies, of the type that happen in suburban Britain every weekend, in cities up and down the land. The site offers us a peek into private swinger parties, and shows us the hardcore group sex action that secretly we all wish we were partaking in. It’s one way to relieve a week’s worth of working stress, that’s for sure.

The videos on this site are a mix of group sex (equal numbers men and women) and gangbangs (men outnumbering women). It seems to be the case that the younger and hotter the gtirl is, the more likely she is to be “ganged up on”. So it’s true that fit young girls are very much in demand So it’s true that fit young girls are very much in demand at swinger parties!

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Gangfuckerz brings you the best of the UK Gangbang Party action…hours of high resolution movies and photos taken at genuine gangbang parties held at locations around the UK…Gang Bang queens getting fucked by groups of guys.
Cum and see for yourself what really happens behind closed doors!”

CONTENT TYPE: WMV and Flash videos, all scenes downloadable with no DRM. Content is exclusive.

UPDATES: Weekly

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Gangfuckerz is part of the “Brit Porn Pass” network. You can either sign up for this site individually, or sign up for the Brit Porn Pass and get access to the whole network.

PRICE: $24.95 USD monthly recurring. Multi-month and non-recurring options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: UK amateur swingers, ranging from teen to mature.

KEYWORDS: British, amateurs, swinger, gangbang, group sex, sex parties, orgies

VERDICT: 8/10. The girls are like Duracell batteries…they could keep fucking all night!

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Simonscans is one of those sites that I’ve been aware of for a long time, but only paid attention to recently. It is an erotic photography site, on the borderline of amateur and glamour porn. The models are British, and Simon’s photography does a very good job of pitching the models to where they want to be. The girls look sexy and glamorous, and I’m sure this helps them to truly relax and be themselves on the shoot, and put their trust in a very capable photographer.

The picture sets involve the girls stripping, posing, teasing and masturbating in solo hardcore scenes. Again, it seems to be all about what the girls are comfortable with, and on the tour Somon states that the mood and personality of the girls is very important. The shoot works itself out, rather than sticking to a pre-determined formula, and this contributes greatly to a very natural and sexy site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Key to Simonscans is image quality and frequent updates. We shoot on the best equipment available for both stills and video…our large, highly optimised images are amongst the best available anywhere on the net…over 1000 new images added every week…to bring you the best porn on the net.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res image sets. Video collection still small, as Simon explains, “any girl can fake five orgasms in an afternoon in front of the camera – I’d rather just shoot one video, but make it REAL.”

All content is exclusive and most of the new models are exclusive too. No DRM

UPDATES: Daily additions to an already huge archive.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: None to speak of, but the size of the archive will keep you occupied for a very long time.

PRICE: $29.90 USD for monthly recurring Membership. Non-recurring and multi-month options available on the join page.

BILLING: VXS Billing. Also SMS billing for mobile devices.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: UK amateurs who want to be glamour models. Really natural looking girls.

KEYWORDS: British, erotic, photography, nude, masturbation

VERDICT: 9/10. The craft of photography and the natural beauty of real women come together in a stunning collection.

Click here to visit Simon Scans

In an era when professional porn has become so detached from real life, and detached from people’s real sexual fantasies, it falls to the best amateur porn sites to provide that real connection. Lifestyle Amateurs is a network of sologirl sites, with each one being very much the pride and joy of it’s featured model. On the main site landing page you can click through to any of the individual models sites, and you can see that each girl has her own story, and her own motivation for becoming a “lifestyle amateur”.

What I like from the outset is that all of the sites are devoid of words like “nasty” and “cumslut”. Each girl is a real person, respectful of what she’s doing, and worthy of respect in return. IMHO, this is exactly what amateur porn should be.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Lifestyle Amateurs is an amateur network where each model runs their own site. You can join a single site or the whole network.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, streaming videos and No DRM restrictions on video downloads. A huge quantity of content across the network…at last count they have 42 models, over 70,000 images and 370 vids.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: This site network prides itself on being interactive, so you will have the opportunity to contact your favorite models.

JOIN OPTIONS: You can either join an individual model’s site for $14.95 USD (recurring), or join the entire network for $29.95 USD (recurring). Multi-month and non-recurring options available on the join page.

BILLING: Zombaio

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Real amateurs, housewives, students, women of different races.

KEYWORDS: Amateur, homemade, sologirl, network

VERDICT: 8/10. Some sites better than others, but all in all this is “true” amateur porn.

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St Mackenzies is a bit like what happens when “arty” bands suddenly decide to glam up, enjoy themselves and pack much more of a punch. The photographers for this site come from a softcore nude background, and while I’m sure their work was very fulfilling, it didn’t quite have the “wow” factor to really draw in the punters. St Mackenzies does, and how. It’s described on another site as “Benny Hill meets St Trinian’s meets OnlyTease”, and that isn’t too far from the truth.

In a nutshell, this site is about naughty schoolgirls in slutty uniforms with stockings and suspenders. There is occasionally other uniform content too, such as nurses and teachers. “Headmistress” is UK glamour model Mackenzie, ably assisted by a bevvy of gorgeous British glamour babes. The girls pose on their own, in pairs, or preferably in groups, so that we can imagine what naughtiness really goes on when the lights go out in their dorm…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: There doesn’t seem to be a promo blurb on the site, as they are happy to let the gorgeous and very sexy images speak for themselves. A wise choice.

CONTENT TYPE: SEXY!!

UPDATES: Regular monthly schedule, with new girls and outfits added all the time.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: An active forum where you can make requests.

PRICE: $25.00 USD for 30 days recurring. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Gorgeous, sexy and sassy UK glamour babes.

KEYWORDS: Schoolgirls, uniforms, stockings, babes, British

VERDICT: 10/10. Fantastic photography and very sexy girls make for an uplifting experience in more ways than one.

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There is a line between professional and amateur porn that few sites dare to cross. “Professional” porn is supposed to be glossy, glamorous, with “hot” models and pornstars flouncing around and making silly faces. “Amateur” porn, on the other hand, is supposed to be real, dirty, nasty in the true sense of the word. But what I tend to find is that some of my favorite porn sites occupy the ground in between. Pros acting like amateurs, and amateurs looking and feeling sexy as though they were pros. Suburban Amateurs is one of these sites.

The girls on this site are models, fairly well known British babes and pornstars. But in the shoots they do for SubAms, we see them acting like the kind of naughty housewives that they would surely have been if their modelling careers didn’t take off. We see them in the kind of sexy stockings, naughty lingerie and uniforms that real naughty housewives wear for their boyfriends in suburban Britain. We see them masturbating in their front rooms with their favorite sex toys, and can easily imagine that daytime TV is on in the background, or that a group of builders are watching the sex show from outside.

The point, simply, is this: on Suburban Amateurs, amateur and professional elements come together to make a very sexy and distinctive site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Suburban Amateurs…bring you the hottest, sexiest and filthiest British amateur girls from around the UK and a few hotties from Europe.
…high quality exclusive photos and full length videos.
We’ve been online since early 2003 so we now have a huge amount of content with every photoset and video…available to Members.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res photos, full length videos and Flash movies. Their last quoted numbers are 291079 pics, 448 vids and 238 British and European models. Video formats include WMV, DivX or MP4 for iPods/PSPs and full length Flash videos to watch online

UPDATES: Daily.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Six bonus sites plus a Members’ forum.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for 30 days, recurring every 30 days. Multi-month and non-recurring options available.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As explained above, Suburban Amateurs is all about mixing amateur and professional styles to create something distinctive. Amateurs look pro and pros look amateur, and none of the models look out of place.

KEYWORDS: Housewives, uniforms, stockings, masturbation, British

VERDICT: 9/10. It’s good and it keeps getting better.

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Now many of the college porn sites that take a “safe” approach to their subject matter, do so at the expense of being sexy. Fortunately this is not the case with UK softcore tease and uniforms fetish site College Uniform. It’s never sleazy, and it never tries to make the girls look younger than they are. It just is what it is, and we are grateful for that.

One of the achievements of this site is that it makes name UK glamour models look perfectly natural wearing a schoolgirl outfit. Glamour babes such as Carla Brown, Lucy Zara, Rachel Victoria and Bailey Godfrey wear their sexy uniforms as though they’d never really grown out of them. And, of course, they’re ready to satisfy all of our favorite college girl fantasies by stripping off, as the gorgeous and sexy blonde Kelly is only too happy to demonstrate…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Here at college uniform we like to make sure we cover as much as possible where the niche of school uniforms can. Of course schoolgirls and school uniform are the main area of interest for most of our members, but we try our best to get models with different looks to fit in and become schoolgirls…”

CONTENT TYPE: Large size Images 1000 x 1500, WMV videos, zip sets.

UPDATES: Multiple photo gallery updates per week.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: A Members’ forum where you can submit requests.

PRICE: $19.99 for 30 days recurring Membership. Debit card payment available.

BILLING: Epoch.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Well known British glamour models, with a few less familiar faces too.

KEYWORDS: uniforms, softcore, glamour, babes, British

VERDICT: 9/10. One of those sites that has a simple concept and delivers it perfectly.

Click here to visit College Uniform

There are many amateur swinger sites on the web, but few if any take us into the intimacy of a couple’s sex life the way that Real Couples does. Featuring British, European and American married and unmarried couples, the scenes evolve from interviews where the couples talk about how they met, how they fell in love, and how they developed their adventurous sex lives to such an extent that they ended up enjoying hardcore sex on cam for an amateur porn site.

What we see here, that we don’t often see on amateur porn sites, is the intimacy and intensity of their passionate lovemaking. We see casual conversation develop into sexual anticipation. And once the clothes are stripped off, the talking can stop and the hardcore fucking can start…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “With all the fake and staged porn out there, it’s refreshing to see Real Couples going at it…boyfriends & girlfriends, husbands & wives & even some cheating lovers…Real passion and lust is hard to fake – and Real Couples brings together the best and hottest amateur porn in one place for your pleasure”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics and Flash videos.

UPDATES: Weekly.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: There is a community feel to the site, with the opportunity to vote on favorite scenes, preferences etc.

PRICE: $29.95 USD monthly recurring. Multi-month and multi-site options available on the join page.

BILLING: Epoch.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: There is no type. The couples range from mature to young, first timers to experienced performers on cam. What they all have in common is that they are, as the site says, real couples.

KEYWORDS: Amateurs, swingers, exhibitionists, cheaters, lovers

VERDICT: 9/10. One of those sites you can join and know that you’ve done the right thing.

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Brooke Lee Playmates markets itself as “British tease with a naughty twist”, and it can’t go too far wrong with that premise. And I’m pleased to say that the content lives up to all the promise. A relatively new site, Brooke Lee Playmates is essentially a more glam version of that other well-known UK tease site. Like that site it features gorgeous UK glamour models, but on this site the “glam” is slightly more in the ascendency. It also features young up-and-cumming fresh British amateurs, who are listed by first name and by city. But it’s probably worth noting that they are amateurs aspiring to become glamour babes, and not “amateurs” in the truest sense.

The sexy outfits are the kind of things you would expect, but no less appealing for it. Short skirts, stockings, sexy secretaries, fetish babes. I think the pic featured here probably says a lot about the kind of content on offer. Tight latex, lingerie and fishnet stockings, and she’s more than happy to strip on request…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Hi guys, I’ve gathered together some of the hottest UK glamour babes and freshest British amateurs and managed to get them all to strip for the camera and film some very sexy HD quality strip tease footage…”

CONTENT TYPE: High quality photo and video sets. The site’s movies can be streamed in Flash format or downloaded as either Windows Media files or iPod-compatible files. The Windows Media films offer HD playback, and photosets are offered in hi-res.

UPDATES: Daily, very impressive.

COST: $24.99 for 30 days recurring, $60.00 for 90 days recurring.

BILLING: CCBill

TYPE OF WOMEN: British glmaour babes and suitably gorgeous aspiring amateurs. Americans might like the aspirational “upfront-ness” of some of these girls. Lots of big tits.

KEYWORDS: Busty, gorgeous, playful, teasing, sexy outfits

REASONS TO JOIN: It’ll brighten up your day.

VERDICT: 9/10. A very impressive start for this great British newcummer.

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