Erotic Porn Reviewer

One of the many things I love about Eastern European porn is that, even with the hardcore sites, it’s presented in such an erotic and almost romantic way. Take the text in this gallery from new site I Fucked Her Finally as an example. It speaks of “charming angels, seductive rosebuds, adorable beauties.” This isn’t a softcore nude art site; it’s a hardcore reality porn site. But what I learned early on about Eastern European, and in particular Russian porn, is that they don’t separate pornography and erotica. And boy are we grateful for that!

I Fucked Her Finally is a brand new site, built on a premise that I’m sure we can all relate to. The guy gets to fuck “the one that got away”, except that she didn’t quite get away. She’s the girl of his dreams, the subject of his masturbation fantasies, and finally his persistance pays off, as she relents and lets him nail her once and for all.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: I’ve already mentioned the sensual language that is used to describe the scenes, but to be fair this is balanced out by “springy tits”, “dripping wet pussies” and “sucking cocks and eating hot cum”!

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash and WMV videos. No DRM.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Full and free access to the entire 26 site network, specializing in European teen amateur and reality porn.

PRICE: $34.95USD for “Gold” monthly Membership. “Platinum” 3 month Membership is $59.95. Online Check billing available as well as standard credit card.

BILLING: Epoch

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: European teens, young looking and still discovering their sexuality on cam.

KEYWORDS: European, teen, amateur, reality, hardcore

VERDICT: 7/10. Good to see a new porn site with an original concept, and some quality content too.

Visit I Fucked Her Finally here

There is a line between professional and amateur porn that few sites dare to cross. “Professional” porn is supposed to be glossy, glamorous, with “hot” models and pornstars flouncing around and making silly faces. “Amateur” porn, on the other hand, is supposed to be real, dirty, nasty in the true sense of the word. But what I tend to find is that some of my favorite porn sites occupy the ground in between. Pros acting like amateurs, and amateurs looking and feeling sexy as though they were pros. Suburban Amateurs is one of these sites.

The girls on this site are models, fairly well known British babes and pornstars. But in the shoots they do for SubAms, we see them acting like the kind of naughty housewives that they would surely have been if their modelling careers didn’t take off. We see them in the kind of sexy stockings, naughty lingerie and uniforms that real naughty housewives wear for their boyfriends in suburban Britain. We see them masturbating in their front rooms with their favorite sex toys, and can easily imagine that daytime TV is on in the background, or that a group of builders are watching the sex show from outside.

The point, simply, is this: on Suburban Amateurs, amateur and professional elements come together to make a very sexy and distinctive site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Suburban Amateurs…bring you the hottest, sexiest and filthiest British amateur girls from around the UK and a few hotties from Europe.
…high quality exclusive photos and full length videos.
We’ve been online since early 2003 so we now have a huge amount of content with every photoset and video…available to Members.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res photos, full length videos and Flash movies. Their last quoted numbers are 291079 pics, 448 vids and 238 British and European models. Video formats include WMV, DivX or MP4 for iPods/PSPs and full length Flash videos to watch online

UPDATES: Daily.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Six bonus sites plus a Members’ forum.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for 30 days, recurring every 30 days. Multi-month and non-recurring options available.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As explained above, Suburban Amateurs is all about mixing amateur and professional styles to create something distinctive. Amateurs look pro and pros look amateur, and none of the models look out of place.

KEYWORDS: Housewives, uniforms, stockings, masturbation, British

VERDICT: 9/10. It’s good and it keeps getting better.

Click here to visit Suburban Amateurs

Private, for those who don’t know, is an iconic name in European porn. Founded in 1965, it’s porno magazines and videos have graced the shelves of UK and European sex shops for decades, and was my own introduction to hardcore porn in the early-to-mid 1990’s. Now maybe I’m a sentimentalist, but in my view NOTHING can beat the Private mags and videos of that era. The girls were glamorous, but dressed down to look like real women. They were alwys fucked by more than one guy, often ending with a double penetration (trust me America, DP is a Euro thing).

Fast forward to 2010, and Private has undergone a lot of changes. Many of the models from the nineties have gone on to become international glamour pornstars. Now I’m not a pornstars man so I didn’t really follow their careers, but the names are impressive enough…Silvia Saint, Nikky Blond, Aletta Ocean, Carla Cox, Rita Faltoyano, Maria Bellucci and many many more. The modern internet incarnation of Private is very glam and recently the site has undergone a major facelift, which has definitely improved what used to be quite a chaotic user experience.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Private has been bringing you the best hardcore porn since 1965, searching the World for the most beautiful girls, and capturing their pure sexual energy for you to enjoy.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash and downloadable videos. All exclusive content, over 2000 hardcore scenes in total.

UPDATES: 3 daily updates

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Private are in the process of putting their entire magazine back catalog on the site, also featuring sister mags Priate, Sex and Triple X. Private Shop offers downloadable video on demand, and the site also features live cams, adult dating and a Members’ forum. Navigation between the different sections of the site is now much simpler and more straighforward than before.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for standard monthly Membership. Direct Debit billing option available as well as credit card.

BILLING: DHD Media, Epoch, WebBilling.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Hardcore pornstars, mostly European but also international. Many famous names, and lots of up-and-cumming new talent also.

KEYWORDS: glamour, Euro, European, pornstars, hardcore.

VERDICT: 9/10. The recent revamp has improved the site tremendously, and provides an excellent user experience.

Click here to visit the new Private site

Now we all know that there are a lot of these amateur GF and private homemade porn video sites. So for one to stand out, it needs to do things a little differently. Cash For Sex Tape does this by presenting the format in a more “modern” and spontaneous context. We see couples out and about, shooting on location in limos, shopping malls, public parks, wide open fields and spaces. The exhibitionist girlfriends are more than happy to show us their tits, or perhaps even suck cock and fuck in public locations. Or, they’ll use this time to build up the sexual anticipation, then go back home and fuck like rabbits on cam.

The premise of the site is that each of the couples is given $2000 to film their sex lives on a daily basis. There are only a small number of couples, but they’ve each submitted multiple videos of themselves fucking, whether in public or in private. Lots of wet girl action too, in showers, pools etc, as we can see from this video of a couple screwing in the pool. This girl appears in lots of vids and she’s quite the exhibitionist slut

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “What would life be without sex and cash? Fortunately, we got plenty of both!… On this site you’ll find great clips featuring real couples lives, you’ll see us partying in clubs, dining in restaurants, cuddling in bed and of course fucking our brains and hearts out! Join the fun…in the world of reality movies!”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash streaming videos downloadable as AVI files. Long videos which include lots of erotic build-up as well as hardcore sex, so highly recommended for tease and foreplay fans.

UPDATES: Advertised as weekly but I think it’s a bit more random than that. Whenever they get new videos, basically.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: The chance to earn $2000 by sending in your very own sex tape. Check the join page for special offers.

PRICE: $34.95 for standard 30 days recurring membership.

BILLING: SegPay, Epoch, CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Eastern European amateurs, mostly Czech.

KEYWORDS: Amateur, reality, girlfriends, couples, exhibitionism.

VERDICT: 8/10. Could do with more couples, but the “regulars” make some very sexy videos.

Visit Cash For Sex Tape here

The first thing I should warn you about the site Teenage Group Sex is that it’s loud! Loud music, and loud drunken whooping and cheering. The reason for this is quite simple…in most scenes it’s some lucky teen girl’s birthday, and of course her friends are determined to give her a party to remember. I’ve always loved watching orgies where one girl is the focal point of the action, and given more pleasure than her tender young body can take. Well on this site they don’t tie her up and overwhelm her with multiple orgasms, but they do fuck her all night long to ensure that she feels very very special.

It’s a European porn site, as are most here on EPR, which means that the sex is hard and natural, and there isn’t too much posing for the camera. The birthday party may mark another passing year, but this site is all about being young and having lots of hardcore sex. We like.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “…Teenage Group Sex, the most sperm loaded site on the net! Get to know all of our girls who have no inhibitions whatsoever… In the first half of each scene you can enjoy watching our girls on their own as they strip for you and show their flexible young bodies.. In the second half they show you what they REALLY are: Downright fuckable group sex teens!!”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, HD videos, Flash movies

UPDATES: Weekly.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Bonus membership to 10 sites on the “Pack Of Porn” network. Highly recommended, there’s some really good sites on there.

PRICE: Price given in Euros, approximate USD price is $25.87 recurring after 30 days.

BILLING: VXS independent billing. Choice of payment by Credit Card, iDeal, Phone Access or Direct Banking charge.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Real European teens, completely relaxed and with no sexual inhibitions.

VERDICT: 9/10. One of those European porn sites that makes fucking on cam look so natural and enjoyable. Here’s to many more sexy birthdays!

Click here to visit Teenage Group Sex

The Life Erotic is one of the newest nude art porn sites, and its interesting to see how a fresh new site attempts to distinguish itself from more established competitors. It’s a crowded niche with a lot of similar sites, so what does this new one have to offer? Well, they present themselves as being more “edgy” than most. And from what I’ve seen, they don’t “try too hard” to be edgy, which I think is a good thing. It’s a natural abrasiveness, not a forced one.

The site also champions its use of HD video and stellar quality images. It also promises a more sexual experience than most nude photography sites. We see explicit masturbation pics, and even the softcore content allows the imagination to conjure up explicit sexual scenarios. Some of the pussy shots are very striking. I think that The Life Erotic does a good job of distinguishing itself from the rest, so let’s hope that the site continues to produce high quality content.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Explicit and edgy erotica that goes beyond beauty. Incredibly arousing beautiful nude girls pushing the boundaries of erotic art. This is Masturbation Art, beautiful pussy, perky nipples and creamy orgasms…”

CONTENT TYPE: HD videos and hi-res pics.

UPDATES: Multiple weekly updates of both pics and video.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Live nude chat with the girls.

PRICE: $19.99 USD for30 days (recurring), or $29.99 for 30 days non-recurring. Multi-month options available, as well as Online Check and Direct Pay EU billing options.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Erotic nudes with an edgy look.

KEYWORDS: Masturbation, erotica, pussy, breasts, charm

VERDICT: 8/10. A new site off to a great start. Distinctive and enticing.

Click here to visit The Life Erotic

Club Sandy is the official site of Sandy, a Hungarian babe and pornstar who embodies much of what is good about European porn. Sandy doesn’t over-pose, and nor do her many lesbian friends that appear on the site. They don’t make faces at the camera; they simply look sultry and stunning, simmering and smoldering with raw European sexuality.

Click here to visit Club Sandy

Teen Dreams is one of the most classy and erotic teen porn sites. Reassuringly it features natural European girls in sologirl masturbation and girl/girl lesbian shoots. It features both softcore and hardcore, nude and nonude, and as the site names suggests, it’s all about erotic teen fantasy. The best teen sex sites have figured out that we want to see young girls indulging themselves, exploring their sexuality, surrendering themselves to new experiences and enjoying themselves on cam. Teen Dreams has all of this and more, presented with a touch of class that certainly makes it a personal favorite.

VERDICT: 9/10. Just let the content seduce you.

Click here to visit Teen Dreams

Welcome to the Erotiic Porn Reviewer. Over time we will come to explore what “erotic” really means, and where to find it. I have my own ideas, but “erotic” is a word that tends to defy definition, so your ideas might be entirely different. But I thought I’d start off by reviewing a site that probably fits most people’s attempted definitions of the word erotic. So if you haven’t seen it before, then I am happy to present to you MUSE: Inspiration Eternelle.

I think we can probably tell from the name and the tagline what type of site this is. It’s a site that has aspirations of high art, probably even more so than most other softcore erotic nude sites. It’s all about quality photography, beautiful European models, moody shadows and lighting, and the stuff that decadent sensual fantasies are made of…

IN THEIR OWN WORDS: MUSE doesn’t really use words to sell itself, as the images and the things they suggest are more than sufficient.

CONTENT TYPE: Erotic photography, courtesy of Richard Murrian and “guests”. In my personal opinion, this is the highest quality photography on any of the softcore nude sites.

COST: “Classic” subscription is $25 a month recurring. However there are also options for a one-time non-recurring payment of $30 for one month, and also a special offer (at time of writing) of $59 for one year.

BILLING: CCBill.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Beautiful European models, who surely enjoy posing for the pics as much as we enjoy looking at them. Something for them to look back on with pride in their later years.

KEYWORDS: Erotic, sensual, indulgent, naked, life-affirimng

REASONS TO JOIN: Because it fels like joining an exclusive club, and makes us feel classy and tasteful.

VERDICT: 9/10. As near to a definition of “erotic porn” as we’re going to get.

Click here for more Euro nude art pics at MUSE