Erotic Porn Reviewer

St Mackenzies is a bit like what happens when “arty” bands suddenly decide to glam up, enjoy themselves and pack much more of a punch. The photographers for this site come from a softcore nude background, and while I’m sure their work was very fulfilling, it didn’t quite have the “wow” factor to really draw in the punters. St Mackenzies does, and how. It’s described on another site as “Benny Hill meets St Trinian’s meets OnlyTease”, and that isn’t too far from the truth.

In a nutshell, this site is about naughty schoolgirls in slutty uniforms with stockings and suspenders. There is occasionally other uniform content too, such as nurses and teachers. “Headmistress” is UK glamour model Mackenzie, ably assisted by a bevvy of gorgeous British glamour babes. The girls pose on their own, in pairs, or preferably in groups, so that we can imagine what naughtiness really goes on when the lights go out in their dorm…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: There doesn’t seem to be a promo blurb on the site, as they are happy to let the gorgeous and very sexy images speak for themselves. A wise choice.

CONTENT TYPE: SEXY!!

UPDATES: Regular monthly schedule, with new girls and outfits added all the time.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: An active forum where you can make requests.

PRICE: $25.00 USD for 30 days recurring. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Gorgeous, sexy and sassy UK glamour babes.

KEYWORDS: Schoolgirls, uniforms, stockings, babes, British

VERDICT: 10/10. Fantastic photography and very sexy girls make for an uplifting experience in more ways than one.

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Private, for those who don’t know, is an iconic name in European porn. Founded in 1965, it’s porno magazines and videos have graced the shelves of UK and European sex shops for decades, and was my own introduction to hardcore porn in the early-to-mid 1990’s. Now maybe I’m a sentimentalist, but in my view NOTHING can beat the Private mags and videos of that era. The girls were glamorous, but dressed down to look like real women. They were alwys fucked by more than one guy, often ending with a double penetration (trust me America, DP is a Euro thing).

Fast forward to 2010, and Private has undergone a lot of changes. Many of the models from the nineties have gone on to become international glamour pornstars. Now I’m not a pornstars man so I didn’t really follow their careers, but the names are impressive enough…Silvia Saint, Nikky Blond, Aletta Ocean, Carla Cox, Rita Faltoyano, Maria Bellucci and many many more. The modern internet incarnation of Private is very glam and recently the site has undergone a major facelift, which has definitely improved what used to be quite a chaotic user experience.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Private has been bringing you the best hardcore porn since 1965, searching the World for the most beautiful girls, and capturing their pure sexual energy for you to enjoy.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash and downloadable videos. All exclusive content, over 2000 hardcore scenes in total.

UPDATES: 3 daily updates

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Private are in the process of putting their entire magazine back catalog on the site, also featuring sister mags Priate, Sex and Triple X. Private Shop offers downloadable video on demand, and the site also features live cams, adult dating and a Members’ forum. Navigation between the different sections of the site is now much simpler and more straighforward than before.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for standard monthly Membership. Direct Debit billing option available as well as credit card.

BILLING: DHD Media, Epoch, WebBilling.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Hardcore pornstars, mostly European but also international. Many famous names, and lots of up-and-cumming new talent also.

KEYWORDS: glamour, Euro, European, pornstars, hardcore.

VERDICT: 9/10. The recent revamp has improved the site tremendously, and provides an excellent user experience.

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Now many of the college porn sites that take a “safe” approach to their subject matter, do so at the expense of being sexy. Fortunately this is not the case with UK softcore tease and uniforms fetish site College Uniform. It’s never sleazy, and it never tries to make the girls look younger than they are. It just is what it is, and we are grateful for that.

One of the achievements of this site is that it makes name UK glamour models look perfectly natural wearing a schoolgirl outfit. Glamour babes such as Carla Brown, Lucy Zara, Rachel Victoria and Bailey Godfrey wear their sexy uniforms as though they’d never really grown out of them. And, of course, they’re ready to satisfy all of our favorite college girl fantasies by stripping off, as the gorgeous and sexy blonde Kelly is only too happy to demonstrate…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Here at college uniform we like to make sure we cover as much as possible where the niche of school uniforms can. Of course schoolgirls and school uniform are the main area of interest for most of our members, but we try our best to get models with different looks to fit in and become schoolgirls…”

CONTENT TYPE: Large size Images 1000 x 1500, WMV videos, zip sets.

UPDATES: Multiple photo gallery updates per week.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: A Members’ forum where you can submit requests.

PRICE: $19.99 for 30 days recurring Membership. Debit card payment available.

BILLING: Epoch.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Well known British glamour models, with a few less familiar faces too.

KEYWORDS: uniforms, softcore, glamour, babes, British

VERDICT: 9/10. One of those sites that has a simple concept and delivers it perfectly.

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Brooke Lee Playmates markets itself as “British tease with a naughty twist”, and it can’t go too far wrong with that premise. And I’m pleased to say that the content lives up to all the promise. A relatively new site, Brooke Lee Playmates is essentially a more glam version of that other well-known UK tease site. Like that site it features gorgeous UK glamour models, but on this site the “glam” is slightly more in the ascendency. It also features young up-and-cumming fresh British amateurs, who are listed by first name and by city. But it’s probably worth noting that they are amateurs aspiring to become glamour babes, and not “amateurs” in the truest sense.

The sexy outfits are the kind of things you would expect, but no less appealing for it. Short skirts, stockings, sexy secretaries, fetish babes. I think the pic featured here probably says a lot about the kind of content on offer. Tight latex, lingerie and fishnet stockings, and she’s more than happy to strip on request…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Hi guys, I’ve gathered together some of the hottest UK glamour babes and freshest British amateurs and managed to get them all to strip for the camera and film some very sexy HD quality strip tease footage…”

CONTENT TYPE: High quality photo and video sets. The site’s movies can be streamed in Flash format or downloaded as either Windows Media files or iPod-compatible files. The Windows Media films offer HD playback, and photosets are offered in hi-res.

UPDATES: Daily, very impressive.

COST: $24.99 for 30 days recurring, $60.00 for 90 days recurring.

BILLING: CCBill

TYPE OF WOMEN: British glmaour babes and suitably gorgeous aspiring amateurs. Americans might like the aspirational “upfront-ness” of some of these girls. Lots of big tits.

KEYWORDS: Busty, gorgeous, playful, teasing, sexy outfits

REASONS TO JOIN: It’ll brighten up your day.

VERDICT: 9/10. A very impressive start for this great British newcummer.

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