Erotic Porn Reviewer

In case there’s anyone that doesn’t know, a “gloryhole” is a hole in the wall of a public toilet, through which an anonymous perv can push his cock, and be sucked off, or even fucked, by the person on the other site. Holey Fuck is a European gloryhole porn site that more than does justice to the dirtiness and seediness of it all.

One of the sexiest things about this site, is that quite a lot of the girls look like nice girls from nice homes. Quite what they’re doing sucking cock and fucking in a public convenience is anyone’s guess, but they seem to love it and so do we!

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: Actually the description is quite shitty so I won’t bother with reprinting it here! Each scene comes with its own text description, but to be honest the pics and videos tell the story without any description needed.

CONTENT TYPE: WMV (downloadable) and Silverlight (in-browser) videos with No DRM. Hi-res pics with no watermarks.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: The “Pack Of Porn” european porn site network, 9 sites for 1 price.

PRICE: Check local price on the join page. Payment options are Credit Card, iDeal, cellphone billing and direct bank transfer. Credit card join is recommended for US customers.

BILLING: VXS Billing.

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Natural young European girls. Slender servant girls who are eager to please with gloryhole sex!

KEYWORDS: gloryhole, public sex, European, hardcore, blowjobs

VERDICT: Makes me wish I had one of these gloryhole girls right here under my desk as I write this!

Click here to visit Holey Fuck

I notice that the peeps at Little Mutt have started referring to the girls as “fresh natural young ladies”, where before they were “natural girls”. This says a lot about the ethics of the site, because it’s almost as if we’re watching the girls grow into women for our pornographic pleasure. This American-site-with-a-European-feel is all about natural girls, real sex and, especially when it’s girl on girl, real intense orgasms. We like the sound of that.

Put simply, Little Mutt is an erotic teen porn site that delivers on its promises with consistently high quality teen porn. They treat the girls with respect, and treat the viewer with respect too.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “OUR MISSION: We love porn. We think that most porn is a healthy expression of sexuality in our society. We do not debase women nor are we misogynistic…We are dedicated to women and good sex…to bring you the best porn you’ve ever seen.” (*probably the best “In Their Own Write” we’ve seen thus far*)

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, videos in various formats, all downloadable with No DRM. All content is exclusive.

UPDATES: Weekly updates of approx. 4 photosets and 1 video.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: None are needed; this is very much a unique and self-contained site.

PRICE: $34.95 USD for 30 days recurring. Check local pricing and multi-month options on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As they are very keen to point out, Little Mutt features real natural teens growing into sexually confident young women for our viewing pleasure.

KEYWORDS: teen, lesbian, sologirl, natural, masturbation, hardcore, erotic, orgasms

VERDICT: 9/10. You’ll enjoy yourself as much as the girls do.

Click here to visit Little Mutt

Gangfuckerz (or Gang Fuckers for those like me who hate seeing a “z” on the end of a name) is all about British amateur swinger orgies, of the type that happen in suburban Britain every weekend, in cities up and down the land. The site offers us a peek into private swinger parties, and shows us the hardcore group sex action that secretly we all wish we were partaking in. It’s one way to relieve a week’s worth of working stress, that’s for sure.

The videos on this site are a mix of group sex (equal numbers men and women) and gangbangs (men outnumbering women). It seems to be the case that the younger and hotter the gtirl is, the more likely she is to be “ganged up on”. So it’s true that fit young girls are very much in demand So it’s true that fit young girls are very much in demand at swinger parties!

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Gangfuckerz brings you the best of the UK Gangbang Party action…hours of high resolution movies and photos taken at genuine gangbang parties held at locations around the UK…Gang Bang queens getting fucked by groups of guys.
Cum and see for yourself what really happens behind closed doors!”

CONTENT TYPE: WMV and Flash videos, all scenes downloadable with no DRM. Content is exclusive.

UPDATES: Weekly

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Gangfuckerz is part of the “Brit Porn Pass” network. You can either sign up for this site individually, or sign up for the Brit Porn Pass and get access to the whole network.

PRICE: $24.95 USD monthly recurring. Multi-month and non-recurring options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: UK amateur swingers, ranging from teen to mature.

KEYWORDS: British, amateurs, swinger, gangbang, group sex, sex parties, orgies

VERDICT: 8/10. The girls are like Duracell batteries…they could keep fucking all night!

Click here to visit Gangfuckerz

Casual Teen Sex is probably my favorite teen porn site right now. There are a number of reasons to this, which will become obvious during the review, but first and foremost it’s hot because its REAL. Not real in a “reality porn” sense, but real in that it has the essence of how real teens fuck in the real world. It’s all about European college and university teens picking each other up in bars, heading back to their place and fucking each other’s brains out. And those of us who went to British and European universities know how real the scenario is, and how real the sex looks. And as an added bonus, they have some boyfriend and girlfriend content too, for those that like the intimacy and intensity of real couples fucking.

Sometimes the best sites are the ones with the simplest premise. And the best hardcore porn sites are DEFINITELY the ones that let the natural sex do the talking. They fuck like rabbits on this site, and that’s why it’s so compelling.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: No main descriptive text on the site, but each scene has its own detailed description and storyline. It’s interesting to see the Russian phrases that don’t quite translate into perfect English, because it gives an insight of the Russian mentality when it comes to hardcore erotic porn.

CONTENT TYPE: FLV and WMV videos, approx 20 minutes each. No DRM on video downloads. Over 100 high quality picture sets too, approx 80 pics per gallery.

UPDATES: Weekly.

COST: $29.95 for one month recurring, multi-month options also available. EU and 365 Billing options provided too.

BILLING: Segpay, Epoch

TYPE OF WOMEN: Amateur Eastern European college teens.

KEYWORDS: Natural, hardcore, intense, sexy, youthful.

VERDICT: 10/10. Now THIS is reality porn.

Click here to visit Casual Teen Sex

One of the many things I love about Eastern European porn is that, even with the hardcore sites, it’s presented in such an erotic and almost romantic way. Take the text in this gallery from new site I Fucked Her Finally as an example. It speaks of “charming angels, seductive rosebuds, adorable beauties.” This isn’t a softcore nude art site; it’s a hardcore reality porn site. But what I learned early on about Eastern European, and in particular Russian porn, is that they don’t separate pornography and erotica. And boy are we grateful for that!

I Fucked Her Finally is a brand new site, built on a premise that I’m sure we can all relate to. The guy gets to fuck “the one that got away”, except that she didn’t quite get away. She’s the girl of his dreams, the subject of his masturbation fantasies, and finally his persistance pays off, as she relents and lets him nail her once and for all.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: I’ve already mentioned the sensual language that is used to describe the scenes, but to be fair this is balanced out by “springy tits”, “dripping wet pussies” and “sucking cocks and eating hot cum”!

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash and WMV videos. No DRM.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Full and free access to the entire 26 site network, specializing in European teen amateur and reality porn.

PRICE: $34.95USD for “Gold” monthly Membership. “Platinum” 3 month Membership is $59.95. Online Check billing available as well as standard credit card.

BILLING: Epoch

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: European teens, young looking and still discovering their sexuality on cam.

KEYWORDS: European, teen, amateur, reality, hardcore

VERDICT: 7/10. Good to see a new porn site with an original concept, and some quality content too.

Visit I Fucked Her Finally here

There is a line between professional and amateur porn that few sites dare to cross. “Professional” porn is supposed to be glossy, glamorous, with “hot” models and pornstars flouncing around and making silly faces. “Amateur” porn, on the other hand, is supposed to be real, dirty, nasty in the true sense of the word. But what I tend to find is that some of my favorite porn sites occupy the ground in between. Pros acting like amateurs, and amateurs looking and feeling sexy as though they were pros. Suburban Amateurs is one of these sites.

The girls on this site are models, fairly well known British babes and pornstars. But in the shoots they do for SubAms, we see them acting like the kind of naughty housewives that they would surely have been if their modelling careers didn’t take off. We see them in the kind of sexy stockings, naughty lingerie and uniforms that real naughty housewives wear for their boyfriends in suburban Britain. We see them masturbating in their front rooms with their favorite sex toys, and can easily imagine that daytime TV is on in the background, or that a group of builders are watching the sex show from outside.

The point, simply, is this: on Suburban Amateurs, amateur and professional elements come together to make a very sexy and distinctive site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Suburban Amateurs…bring you the hottest, sexiest and filthiest British amateur girls from around the UK and a few hotties from Europe.
…high quality exclusive photos and full length videos.
We’ve been online since early 2003 so we now have a huge amount of content with every photoset and video…available to Members.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res photos, full length videos and Flash movies. Their last quoted numbers are 291079 pics, 448 vids and 238 British and European models. Video formats include WMV, DivX or MP4 for iPods/PSPs and full length Flash videos to watch online

UPDATES: Daily.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Six bonus sites plus a Members’ forum.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for 30 days, recurring every 30 days. Multi-month and non-recurring options available.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As explained above, Suburban Amateurs is all about mixing amateur and professional styles to create something distinctive. Amateurs look pro and pros look amateur, and none of the models look out of place.

KEYWORDS: Housewives, uniforms, stockings, masturbation, British

VERDICT: 9/10. It’s good and it keeps getting better.

Click here to visit Suburban Amateurs

Private, for those who don’t know, is an iconic name in European porn. Founded in 1965, it’s porno magazines and videos have graced the shelves of UK and European sex shops for decades, and was my own introduction to hardcore porn in the early-to-mid 1990’s. Now maybe I’m a sentimentalist, but in my view NOTHING can beat the Private mags and videos of that era. The girls were glamorous, but dressed down to look like real women. They were alwys fucked by more than one guy, often ending with a double penetration (trust me America, DP is a Euro thing).

Fast forward to 2010, and Private has undergone a lot of changes. Many of the models from the nineties have gone on to become international glamour pornstars. Now I’m not a pornstars man so I didn’t really follow their careers, but the names are impressive enough…Silvia Saint, Nikky Blond, Aletta Ocean, Carla Cox, Rita Faltoyano, Maria Bellucci and many many more. The modern internet incarnation of Private is very glam and recently the site has undergone a major facelift, which has definitely improved what used to be quite a chaotic user experience.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Private has been bringing you the best hardcore porn since 1965, searching the World for the most beautiful girls, and capturing their pure sexual energy for you to enjoy.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics, Flash and downloadable videos. All exclusive content, over 2000 hardcore scenes in total.

UPDATES: 3 daily updates

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Private are in the process of putting their entire magazine back catalog on the site, also featuring sister mags Priate, Sex and Triple X. Private Shop offers downloadable video on demand, and the site also features live cams, adult dating and a Members’ forum. Navigation between the different sections of the site is now much simpler and more straighforward than before.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for standard monthly Membership. Direct Debit billing option available as well as credit card.

BILLING: DHD Media, Epoch, WebBilling.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Hardcore pornstars, mostly European but also international. Many famous names, and lots of up-and-cumming new talent also.

KEYWORDS: glamour, Euro, European, pornstars, hardcore.

VERDICT: 9/10. The recent revamp has improved the site tremendously, and provides an excellent user experience.

Click here to visit the new Private site

There are a lot of amateur swinger wives with their own solo sites, to the extent that the market has become a little oversaturated. So we tend to be a little more picky in our search for quality swinger porn, and hope that someone hot comes along, and leaps out at first impression. Well that was certainly the case when I first saw Sex My Wife.

I’m a little cynical about the term “hotwife”, but believe me Manfdy from Sex My Wife is hot. I don’t know how much prior experience she has, but she loves performing on cam while her husband watches and films on video. Mandy fucks all cummers including the venerable Ron Jeremy, and has a smoldering sexuality about her when she gets nailed on cam. Check out the videos here, with some very sexy blowjob eyes before she rides that big hard dick…

IN HER OWN WRITE: Not much promo text on site, although she does point out she’s been online for 11+ years. I think she likes to let the content do all the talking for her

CONTENT TYPE: Over 10,000 pics and 130 hardcore videos. Niches include milf, interracial, lesbian and outdoor sex.

UPDATES: Fortnightly.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Mandy performs live cam shows, and membership of her site brings access to an extensive live cams network.

PRICE: $19.99 USD for 30 days, recurring at same price every 30 days. See join page for local currency.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: I’m sure Mandy would say herself that she is a REAL woman. Amateur, mature, loves sex.

VERDICT 9/10. One of the best solo swinging amateur sites on the net.

Click here to visit Sex My Wife

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There are many amateur swinger sites on the web, but few if any take us into the intimacy of a couple’s sex life the way that Real Couples does. Featuring British, European and American married and unmarried couples, the scenes evolve from interviews where the couples talk about how they met, how they fell in love, and how they developed their adventurous sex lives to such an extent that they ended up enjoying hardcore sex on cam for an amateur porn site.

What we see here, that we don’t often see on amateur porn sites, is the intimacy and intensity of their passionate lovemaking. We see casual conversation develop into sexual anticipation. And once the clothes are stripped off, the talking can stop and the hardcore fucking can start…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “With all the fake and staged porn out there, it’s refreshing to see Real Couples going at it…boyfriends & girlfriends, husbands & wives & even some cheating lovers…Real passion and lust is hard to fake – and Real Couples brings together the best and hottest amateur porn in one place for your pleasure”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res pics and Flash videos.

UPDATES: Weekly.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: There is a community feel to the site, with the opportunity to vote on favorite scenes, preferences etc.

PRICE: $29.95 USD monthly recurring. Multi-month and multi-site options available on the join page.

BILLING: Epoch.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: There is no type. The couples range from mature to young, first timers to experienced performers on cam. What they all have in common is that they are, as the site says, real couples.

KEYWORDS: Amateurs, swingers, exhibitionists, cheaters, lovers

VERDICT: 9/10. One of those sites you can join and know that you’ve done the right thing.

Click here to visit Real Couples

Few things are as erotic and sexy as watching girls cum and climax on cam. With the aid of their knowing fingers and ever-reliable sex toys, the wanton exhibitionist in her will cum out to play once the cameras start rolling. Welcome to the agony and the ecstasy of The Female Orgasm.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “The Female Orgasm features high-quality videos showing only real female orgasms. Did you know that her pussy visibly and rhythmically contracts each and every time she has an orgasm? We get so excited watching it all happen … nipple erections, sex flush, wet pussy juices, pussy contractions and big smiles!”

CONTENT TYPE: Pics, video, DVD and VOD.

UPDATES: Regular.

COST: $35.82 USD for 30 days, recurring at $30.54. DirectPay and debit card options available for European users.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Natural amateurs, some appearing on cam for the first time. Girls are generally good-looking and sexy, and many of them are naturally shy girls eager to explore the exhibitionist side to their nature.

KEYWORDS: Orgasm, masturbation, climax, sex toys, amateur.

REASONS TO JOIN: Because the purity of real women cumming is one of the most erotic stimulants you can hope to see.

VERDICT: 9/10. Orgasmic.

Click here to visit The Female Orgasm

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