Erotic Porn Reviewer

I speak minimal French, but I have a French-language blog, mainly to satisfy my own passion for erotic French porn. And my feelings for the erotic nude site NakedBy can be summed up in one word…”J’adore”!

There are three reasons to love NakedBy. Firstly, it’s French. Secondly, unlike many softcore erotic sites, it has an “edge” to it, which helps it to stand out in an overcrowded market. As well as erotic nudes, it also features fetish and clothing fetish content. And thirdly…IT’S FRENCH!!

Maybe I have some kind of elite romanticism towards French porn. But wqhen I see naked girls like this, I’m reminded of why French erotica is held in such high regard…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Magazine erotique en ligne. Des milliers de photographies et de films de haute qualite. Erotisme, sexe et beaute. Les plus jolies modeles, notre vision du monde.”

Never mind what it means, just imagine that the girl in the pic is whispering it to you. There is of course an English language version too.

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res and very high quality erotic photography, and HD videos in various formats. Videos are downloadable with No DRM

UPDATES:. Frequent, typically every other day.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: NakedBy is laid out magazine-style. Sections include “Sex And Beauty”, “Behind The Scenes”, “News”, “Be Curious”, as well as a database and search function for all featured models.

PRICE: To access the join page, click the “Members” tab. Price is $24.95 USD for standard monthly recurring Membership. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Truly gorgeous and stunning French and European babes, glamour and fetish models. I believe the correct term is “muses”.

KEYWORDS: erotic photography, erotica, French, softcore, babes.

VERDICT: 9/10. The first word shall be the last. J’adore!

Click here to visit NakedBy

Simonscans is one of those sites that I’ve been aware of for a long time, but only paid attention to recently. It is an erotic photography site, on the borderline of amateur and glamour porn. The models are British, and Simon’s photography does a very good job of pitching the models to where they want to be. The girls look sexy and glamorous, and I’m sure this helps them to truly relax and be themselves on the shoot, and put their trust in a very capable photographer.

The picture sets involve the girls stripping, posing, teasing and masturbating in solo hardcore scenes. Again, it seems to be all about what the girls are comfortable with, and on the tour Somon states that the mood and personality of the girls is very important. The shoot works itself out, rather than sticking to a pre-determined formula, and this contributes greatly to a very natural and sexy site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Key to Simonscans is image quality and frequent updates. We shoot on the best equipment available for both stills and video…our large, highly optimised images are amongst the best available anywhere on the net…over 1000 new images added every week…to bring you the best porn on the net.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res image sets. Video collection still small, as Simon explains, “any girl can fake five orgasms in an afternoon in front of the camera – I’d rather just shoot one video, but make it REAL.”

All content is exclusive and most of the new models are exclusive too. No DRM

UPDATES: Daily additions to an already huge archive.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: None to speak of, but the size of the archive will keep you occupied for a very long time.

PRICE: $29.90 USD for monthly recurring Membership. Non-recurring and multi-month options available on the join page.

BILLING: VXS Billing. Also SMS billing for mobile devices.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: UK amateurs who want to be glamour models. Really natural looking girls.

KEYWORDS: British, erotic, photography, nude, masturbation

VERDICT: 9/10. The craft of photography and the natural beauty of real women come together in a stunning collection.

Click here to visit Simon Scans

The Life Erotic is one of the newest nude art porn sites, and its interesting to see how a fresh new site attempts to distinguish itself from more established competitors. It’s a crowded niche with a lot of similar sites, so what does this new one have to offer? Well, they present themselves as being more “edgy” than most. And from what I’ve seen, they don’t “try too hard” to be edgy, which I think is a good thing. It’s a natural abrasiveness, not a forced one.

The site also champions its use of HD video and stellar quality images. It also promises a more sexual experience than most nude photography sites. We see explicit masturbation pics, and even the softcore content allows the imagination to conjure up explicit sexual scenarios. Some of the pussy shots are very striking. I think that The Life Erotic does a good job of distinguishing itself from the rest, so let’s hope that the site continues to produce high quality content.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Explicit and edgy erotica that goes beyond beauty. Incredibly arousing beautiful nude girls pushing the boundaries of erotic art. This is Masturbation Art, beautiful pussy, perky nipples and creamy orgasms…”

CONTENT TYPE: HD videos and hi-res pics.

UPDATES: Multiple weekly updates of both pics and video.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Live nude chat with the girls.

PRICE: $19.99 USD for30 days (recurring), or $29.99 for 30 days non-recurring. Multi-month options available, as well as Online Check and Direct Pay EU billing options.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Erotic nudes with an edgy look.

KEYWORDS: Masturbation, erotica, pussy, breasts, charm

VERDICT: 8/10. A new site off to a great start. Distinctive and enticing.

Click here to visit The Life Erotic

Welcome to the Erotiic Porn Reviewer. Over time we will come to explore what “erotic” really means, and where to find it. I have my own ideas, but “erotic” is a word that tends to defy definition, so your ideas might be entirely different. But I thought I’d start off by reviewing a site that probably fits most people’s attempted definitions of the word erotic. So if you haven’t seen it before, then I am happy to present to you MUSE: Inspiration Eternelle.

I think we can probably tell from the name and the tagline what type of site this is. It’s a site that has aspirations of high art, probably even more so than most other softcore erotic nude sites. It’s all about quality photography, beautiful European models, moody shadows and lighting, and the stuff that decadent sensual fantasies are made of…

IN THEIR OWN WORDS: MUSE doesn’t really use words to sell itself, as the images and the things they suggest are more than sufficient.

CONTENT TYPE: Erotic photography, courtesy of Richard Murrian and “guests”. In my personal opinion, this is the highest quality photography on any of the softcore nude sites.

COST: “Classic” subscription is $25 a month recurring. However there are also options for a one-time non-recurring payment of $30 for one month, and also a special offer (at time of writing) of $59 for one year.

BILLING: CCBill.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Beautiful European models, who surely enjoy posing for the pics as much as we enjoy looking at them. Something for them to look back on with pride in their later years.

KEYWORDS: Erotic, sensual, indulgent, naked, life-affirimng

REASONS TO JOIN: Because it fels like joining an exclusive club, and makes us feel classy and tasteful.

VERDICT: 9/10. As near to a definition of “erotic porn” as we’re going to get.

Click here for more Euro nude art pics at MUSE