Erotic Porn Reviewer

I speak minimal French, but I have a French-language blog, mainly to satisfy my own passion for erotic French porn. And my feelings for the erotic nude site NakedBy can be summed up in one word…”J’adore”!

There are three reasons to love NakedBy. Firstly, it’s French. Secondly, unlike many softcore erotic sites, it has an “edge” to it, which helps it to stand out in an overcrowded market. As well as erotic nudes, it also features fetish and clothing fetish content. And thirdly…IT’S FRENCH!!

Maybe I have some kind of elite romanticism towards French porn. But wqhen I see naked girls like this, I’m reminded of why French erotica is held in such high regard…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Magazine erotique en ligne. Des milliers de photographies et de films de haute qualite. Erotisme, sexe et beaute. Les plus jolies modeles, notre vision du monde.”

Never mind what it means, just imagine that the girl in the pic is whispering it to you. There is of course an English language version too.

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res and very high quality erotic photography, and HD videos in various formats. Videos are downloadable with No DRM

UPDATES:. Frequent, typically every other day.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: NakedBy is laid out magazine-style. Sections include “Sex And Beauty”, “Behind The Scenes”, “News”, “Be Curious”, as well as a database and search function for all featured models.

PRICE: To access the join page, click the “Members” tab. Price is $24.95 USD for standard monthly recurring Membership. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No

TYPE OF WOMEN: Truly gorgeous and stunning French and European babes, glamour and fetish models. I believe the correct term is “muses”.

KEYWORDS: erotic photography, erotica, French, softcore, babes.

VERDICT: 9/10. The first word shall be the last. J’adore!

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St Mackenzies is a bit like what happens when “arty” bands suddenly decide to glam up, enjoy themselves and pack much more of a punch. The photographers for this site come from a softcore nude background, and while I’m sure their work was very fulfilling, it didn’t quite have the “wow” factor to really draw in the punters. St Mackenzies does, and how. It’s described on another site as “Benny Hill meets St Trinian’s meets OnlyTease”, and that isn’t too far from the truth.

In a nutshell, this site is about naughty schoolgirls in slutty uniforms with stockings and suspenders. There is occasionally other uniform content too, such as nurses and teachers. “Headmistress” is UK glamour model Mackenzie, ably assisted by a bevvy of gorgeous British glamour babes. The girls pose on their own, in pairs, or preferably in groups, so that we can imagine what naughtiness really goes on when the lights go out in their dorm…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: There doesn’t seem to be a promo blurb on the site, as they are happy to let the gorgeous and very sexy images speak for themselves. A wise choice.

CONTENT TYPE: SEXY!!

UPDATES: Regular monthly schedule, with new girls and outfits added all the time.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: An active forum where you can make requests.

PRICE: $25.00 USD for 30 days recurring. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Gorgeous, sexy and sassy UK glamour babes.

KEYWORDS: Schoolgirls, uniforms, stockings, babes, British

VERDICT: 10/10. Fantastic photography and very sexy girls make for an uplifting experience in more ways than one.

Click here to visit St Mackenzies

Now many of the college porn sites that take a “safe” approach to their subject matter, do so at the expense of being sexy. Fortunately this is not the case with UK softcore tease and uniforms fetish site College Uniform. It’s never sleazy, and it never tries to make the girls look younger than they are. It just is what it is, and we are grateful for that.

One of the achievements of this site is that it makes name UK glamour models look perfectly natural wearing a schoolgirl outfit. Glamour babes such as Carla Brown, Lucy Zara, Rachel Victoria and Bailey Godfrey wear their sexy uniforms as though they’d never really grown out of them. And, of course, they’re ready to satisfy all of our favorite college girl fantasies by stripping off, as the gorgeous and sexy blonde Kelly is only too happy to demonstrate…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Here at college uniform we like to make sure we cover as much as possible where the niche of school uniforms can. Of course schoolgirls and school uniform are the main area of interest for most of our members, but we try our best to get models with different looks to fit in and become schoolgirls…”

CONTENT TYPE: Large size Images 1000 x 1500, WMV videos, zip sets.

UPDATES: Multiple photo gallery updates per week.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: A Members’ forum where you can submit requests.

PRICE: $19.99 for 30 days recurring Membership. Debit card payment available.

BILLING: Epoch.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Well known British glamour models, with a few less familiar faces too.

KEYWORDS: uniforms, softcore, glamour, babes, British

VERDICT: 9/10. One of those sites that has a simple concept and delivers it perfectly.

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The Life Erotic is one of the newest nude art porn sites, and its interesting to see how a fresh new site attempts to distinguish itself from more established competitors. It’s a crowded niche with a lot of similar sites, so what does this new one have to offer? Well, they present themselves as being more “edgy” than most. And from what I’ve seen, they don’t “try too hard” to be edgy, which I think is a good thing. It’s a natural abrasiveness, not a forced one.

The site also champions its use of HD video and stellar quality images. It also promises a more sexual experience than most nude photography sites. We see explicit masturbation pics, and even the softcore content allows the imagination to conjure up explicit sexual scenarios. Some of the pussy shots are very striking. I think that The Life Erotic does a good job of distinguishing itself from the rest, so let’s hope that the site continues to produce high quality content.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Explicit and edgy erotica that goes beyond beauty. Incredibly arousing beautiful nude girls pushing the boundaries of erotic art. This is Masturbation Art, beautiful pussy, perky nipples and creamy orgasms…”

CONTENT TYPE: HD videos and hi-res pics.

UPDATES: Multiple weekly updates of both pics and video.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Live nude chat with the girls.

PRICE: $19.99 USD for30 days (recurring), or $29.99 for 30 days non-recurring. Multi-month options available, as well as Online Check and Direct Pay EU billing options.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Erotic nudes with an edgy look.

KEYWORDS: Masturbation, erotica, pussy, breasts, charm

VERDICT: 8/10. A new site off to a great start. Distinctive and enticing.

Click here to visit The Life Erotic

Teen Dreams is one of the most classy and erotic teen porn sites. Reassuringly it features natural European girls in sologirl masturbation and girl/girl lesbian shoots. It features both softcore and hardcore, nude and nonude, and as the site names suggests, it’s all about erotic teen fantasy. The best teen sex sites have figured out that we want to see young girls indulging themselves, exploring their sexuality, surrendering themselves to new experiences and enjoying themselves on cam. Teen Dreams has all of this and more, presented with a touch of class that certainly makes it a personal favorite.

VERDICT: 9/10. Just let the content seduce you.

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Welcome to the Erotiic Porn Reviewer. Over time we will come to explore what “erotic” really means, and where to find it. I have my own ideas, but “erotic” is a word that tends to defy definition, so your ideas might be entirely different. But I thought I’d start off by reviewing a site that probably fits most people’s attempted definitions of the word erotic. So if you haven’t seen it before, then I am happy to present to you MUSE: Inspiration Eternelle.

I think we can probably tell from the name and the tagline what type of site this is. It’s a site that has aspirations of high art, probably even more so than most other softcore erotic nude sites. It’s all about quality photography, beautiful European models, moody shadows and lighting, and the stuff that decadent sensual fantasies are made of…

IN THEIR OWN WORDS: MUSE doesn’t really use words to sell itself, as the images and the things they suggest are more than sufficient.

CONTENT TYPE: Erotic photography, courtesy of Richard Murrian and “guests”. In my personal opinion, this is the highest quality photography on any of the softcore nude sites.

COST: “Classic” subscription is $25 a month recurring. However there are also options for a one-time non-recurring payment of $30 for one month, and also a special offer (at time of writing) of $59 for one year.

BILLING: CCBill.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Beautiful European models, who surely enjoy posing for the pics as much as we enjoy looking at them. Something for them to look back on with pride in their later years.

KEYWORDS: Erotic, sensual, indulgent, naked, life-affirimng

REASONS TO JOIN: Because it fels like joining an exclusive club, and makes us feel classy and tasteful.

VERDICT: 9/10. As near to a definition of “erotic porn” as we’re going to get.

Click here for more Euro nude art pics at MUSE