Erotic Porn Reviewer

St Mackenzies is a bit like what happens when “arty” bands suddenly decide to glam up, enjoy themselves and pack much more of a punch. The photographers for this site come from a softcore nude background, and while I’m sure their work was very fulfilling, it didn’t quite have the “wow” factor to really draw in the punters. St Mackenzies does, and how. It’s described on another site as “Benny Hill meets St Trinian’s meets OnlyTease”, and that isn’t too far from the truth.

In a nutshell, this site is about naughty schoolgirls in slutty uniforms with stockings and suspenders. There is occasionally other uniform content too, such as nurses and teachers. “Headmistress” is UK glamour model Mackenzie, ably assisted by a bevvy of gorgeous British glamour babes. The girls pose on their own, in pairs, or preferably in groups, so that we can imagine what naughtiness really goes on when the lights go out in their dorm…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: There doesn’t seem to be a promo blurb on the site, as they are happy to let the gorgeous and very sexy images speak for themselves. A wise choice.

CONTENT TYPE: SEXY!!

UPDATES: Regular monthly schedule, with new girls and outfits added all the time.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: An active forum where you can make requests.

PRICE: $25.00 USD for 30 days recurring. Other options available on the join page.

BILLING: CCBill

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: Gorgeous, sexy and sassy UK glamour babes.

KEYWORDS: Schoolgirls, uniforms, stockings, babes, British

VERDICT: 10/10. Fantastic photography and very sexy girls make for an uplifting experience in more ways than one.

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There is a line between professional and amateur porn that few sites dare to cross. “Professional” porn is supposed to be glossy, glamorous, with “hot” models and pornstars flouncing around and making silly faces. “Amateur” porn, on the other hand, is supposed to be real, dirty, nasty in the true sense of the word. But what I tend to find is that some of my favorite porn sites occupy the ground in between. Pros acting like amateurs, and amateurs looking and feeling sexy as though they were pros. Suburban Amateurs is one of these sites.

The girls on this site are models, fairly well known British babes and pornstars. But in the shoots they do for SubAms, we see them acting like the kind of naughty housewives that they would surely have been if their modelling careers didn’t take off. We see them in the kind of sexy stockings, naughty lingerie and uniforms that real naughty housewives wear for their boyfriends in suburban Britain. We see them masturbating in their front rooms with their favorite sex toys, and can easily imagine that daytime TV is on in the background, or that a group of builders are watching the sex show from outside.

The point, simply, is this: on Suburban Amateurs, amateur and professional elements come together to make a very sexy and distinctive site.

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Suburban Amateurs…bring you the hottest, sexiest and filthiest British amateur girls from around the UK and a few hotties from Europe.
…high quality exclusive photos and full length videos.
We’ve been online since early 2003 so we now have a huge amount of content with every photoset and video…available to Members.”

CONTENT TYPE: Hi-res photos, full length videos and Flash movies. Their last quoted numbers are 291079 pics, 448 vids and 238 British and European models. Video formats include WMV, DivX or MP4 for iPods/PSPs and full length Flash videos to watch online

UPDATES: Daily.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS: Six bonus sites plus a Members’ forum.

PRICE: $29.95 USD for 30 days, recurring every 30 days. Multi-month and non-recurring options available.

BILLING: CCBill.

CROSS SALES? No.

TYPE OF WOMEN: As explained above, Suburban Amateurs is all about mixing amateur and professional styles to create something distinctive. Amateurs look pro and pros look amateur, and none of the models look out of place.

KEYWORDS: Housewives, uniforms, stockings, masturbation, British

VERDICT: 9/10. It’s good and it keeps getting better.

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Brooke Lee Playmates markets itself as “British tease with a naughty twist”, and it can’t go too far wrong with that premise. And I’m pleased to say that the content lives up to all the promise. A relatively new site, Brooke Lee Playmates is essentially a more glam version of that other well-known UK tease site. Like that site it features gorgeous UK glamour models, but on this site the “glam” is slightly more in the ascendency. It also features young up-and-cumming fresh British amateurs, who are listed by first name and by city. But it’s probably worth noting that they are amateurs aspiring to become glamour babes, and not “amateurs” in the truest sense.

The sexy outfits are the kind of things you would expect, but no less appealing for it. Short skirts, stockings, sexy secretaries, fetish babes. I think the pic featured here probably says a lot about the kind of content on offer. Tight latex, lingerie and fishnet stockings, and she’s more than happy to strip on request…

IN THEIR OWN WRITE: “Hi guys, I’ve gathered together some of the hottest UK glamour babes and freshest British amateurs and managed to get them all to strip for the camera and film some very sexy HD quality strip tease footage…”

CONTENT TYPE: High quality photo and video sets. The site’s movies can be streamed in Flash format or downloaded as either Windows Media files or iPod-compatible files. The Windows Media films offer HD playback, and photosets are offered in hi-res.

UPDATES: Daily, very impressive.

COST: $24.99 for 30 days recurring, $60.00 for 90 days recurring.

BILLING: CCBill

TYPE OF WOMEN: British glmaour babes and suitably gorgeous aspiring amateurs. Americans might like the aspirational “upfront-ness” of some of these girls. Lots of big tits.

KEYWORDS: Busty, gorgeous, playful, teasing, sexy outfits

REASONS TO JOIN: It’ll brighten up your day.

VERDICT: 9/10. A very impressive start for this great British newcummer.

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